venerdì 31 ottobre 2008

Babelfish rules

hello..:))I am living *Türkey..my name ****** ..I want to recognize you.?From you, like, ..I am looking for girlfriend ..Do you accept me .I want to become.. face book to add..I am living alone..I met with you..I want to fall in love with you...I am looking for twin..Do you want to recognize me..msn live to add **********@hotmail.com.I am waiting for you.. take care

What a nice message I received on Facebook! I am indeed thinking of moving to Turkey to know this guy... I wonder which language should we use.
And I wonder if this guy will contact me once more, as the previous one did.
Or, at least, someone pretending to be him contacted me on Facebook.
And didn't like that much that I copied here our speech.

domenica 4 maggio 2008

Too many questions...

hey
hi
how are you ?
should I know you?
oh sory but this the first once
if you don't disturb you we can talking
i don't disturb you

(I usually introduce myself to people, before asking how they are)
(if I don't know them)
ah no problem
(but maybe I am from another era)
you are right
my name is xxxxxxx and i am boy
and you ?
you can talk with me ?

my name is marzia
nice to meet you marzia
are you studen or worker ?

worker
what you work ?
I test videogames
ah very nice
and your work is well ?

not the best ever, but it's a job
i wish you the best
how old are you ?

almost 32
nice
you have brothers or sisters ?

one brother, 29 y-o
good
always used to ask instead of speaking about yourself?
i am student i have licence in accouanting
(you didn't answer to my question)
i have one brother and one sister they are younger thn me
what you ask me ?

(I wanted to know if you are used to ask instead of speaking)
(I didn't ask you to speak about yourself)
i don't understand your question bielive me
you made many questions
yes
do you always make questions
i disturb you
?

instead of speaking about yourself?
yes ask you only
(you continue to make questions)
but tell me
(another question)
i disturb you when i make to you questions
?

the best way to find answers from the others, is to tell them the answer we would give to the same question
yes
it works with everybody
if they are willing to speak
i am realy sorry
do yourself the same question:
do I fell disturbed if questioned?
and write something, more than "yes" or "no"
i am here to talk with you only not for disturb you
i make questions for talking to you

I happen to be here, and want to tell you how you could get in touch in a more effective way with people
nobody forces you to follow my advice
ah
marezia
don't worry
what is your hobbies ?

(oh my)
yes
if you want to know the hobbies of someone, you should tell yours in advance
or wait to say
"oh nice, I love this thing too"
even if you hate it from the true bottom of your soul?
what you like to do in your life ?
getting in touch with people that likes to talk about themselves
sorry
bye!!!
ah you are angry ?
why ?

bored
please sorry because i don't understand you

He is young, he doesn't speak so much English, but... how could someone get in touch with someone in this weird way? Or is it the common way to get in touch with people? This is why I don't have many friends! And I am indeed proud of it, actually...